Hey there, Piper from Lazy Eye Theatre here and I’ve got an assignment for all who are interested.

It’s time to test your movie plot writing abilities and I’m here to help.

A while back on the ole’ Lazy Eye Theatre I came up with a little something called Plot Farm. It’s where I give you 10 words or phrases and you use those to write a truly original movie plot. I then take that plot and shop it around Hollywood and take all the credit for myself and make millions and you hunt me down because you’re super pissed and you find me snorting coke off the breasts of a stripper and you try to kill me because I’ve made all this money off your hard work. Okay, that last part is kinda bogus, but everything else is legit. For reference, check out these previous posts on Lazy Eye Theatre.

You can make the plot short and sweet or as long as you want. And you don’t even have to use all the words or phrases if you don’t want. How easy is this? Let’s see. Here are your words.

A Key

An unexpected visit

Thursday

A Microphone

Thursday

A pillow

Dice

An Avocado

Pathological

A motorcycle

Okay, so now go write and write and write until you can’t write no more. And then e-mail them to me by next Wednesday 4/23. They will all be posted and then bloggers will vote on their favorite. So make ‘em damn good.

Tags: Lazy Eye Theatre, Plot Farm