To stress how important this is, the following paragraph will be in bold.
The BLOODY CHOPS email has changed! Send all BLOODY CHOPS links to “firstname.lastname@example.org”. I repeat: BLOODY CHOPS to “email@example.com”! This was done to prevent any confusion over regular chops and the new “classic chops” so instead of remembering two emails you now have to remember…three…um…yeah.
That is all. NO wait. More bold.
I DON’T HAVE ANY BLOODY CHOPS FOR SATURDAY YET! Send them in! Please?
Ok, now that is all.