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  • Sirens of the LAMBs: Cherry Darling vs. Aeon Flux.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 29, 2008 at 18:15 CET · Uncategorized · No Comments
    Sirens of the LAMBs: Cherry Darling vs. Aeon Flux.

    (Welcome to the final fight of round 1! Again, there will be no voting for this posting, as one of the opponents was unable to get their article in. So without further ado, here we go! All results and Round 2 matches will be announced tomorrow!)

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    By Fletch from Blog Cabins.

    I can hear you already.

    You’re saying something along the...

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  • Sirens of the LAMBs: Baby Firefly vs. Princess Nausicaä.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 29, 2008 at 0:50 CET · Uncategorized · 1 Comment
    Sirens of the LAMBs: Baby Firefly vs. Princess Nausicaä.

    (Like with Kyra, the author of one of these has dropped out. As such, just the one will be posted and will automatically go through to the next round, so no voting will take place. Also, there is just one more left after this for the first round, and the same thing has occured, so that one will be posted tomorrow and will also automatically go through to round two. Speaking of, Round 1 results and Round 2 match-ups will be posted on Sunday....

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  • Sirens of the LAMBs: Hayley vs. O-Ren Ishii.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 27, 2008 at 15:48 CET · Uncategorized · 9 Comments
    Sirens of the LAMBs: Hayley vs. O-Ren Ishii.

    (Welcome to the fifth official face-off of Sirens of the LAMBs! If you have not done so already, please read the previous fights and cast your vote! Remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias!)

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    By Nayana Anthony from The Center Seat.

    The elegant Asian woman in the white kimono glides into the teahouse. After delicately removing her slippers, she lowers...

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  • Sirens of the LAMBs: Zoe vs. Suzanne Maretto.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 26, 2008 at 17:02 CET · Uncategorized · 2 Comments
    Sirens of the LAMBs: Zoe vs. Suzanne Maretto.

    (Welcome to the fourth official face-off of Sirens of the LAMBs! If you have not done so already, please read the previous fights and cast your vote! Remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias!)

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    Warning: The following narratives present slight spoilers for each movie.

    From The Faded Silver Screen.

    Wash is sitting in the cockpit of the spaceship Serenity...

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  • Sirens of the LAMBs: Sil vs. Bonnie Parker.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 20, 2008 at 17:40 CET · Uncategorized · 2 Comments
    Sirens of the LAMBs: Sil vs. Bonnie Parker.

    (Welcome to the third official face-off of Sirens of the LAMBs! If you have not done so already, please read the previous fights and cast your vote! Remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias! Oh, and there is no longer going to be pictures to go along side the narratives. They’re making everything out to be a formatting hell. Sorry.)

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    By...

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  • Sirens of the LAMBS: Asami vs. Catwoman.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 19, 2008 at 16:38 CET · Uncategorized · 2 Comments
    Sirens of the LAMBS: Asami vs. Catwoman.

    (Welcome to the second official face-off of Sirens of the LAMBs! If you have not done so already, please read the previous fight and cast your vote! Remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias!)

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    Warning: The following two narratives are slightly disturbing, just in case you have an unnaturally weak stomach when it comes to reading about/imagining torturous acts. Also, they hold spoilers...

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  • Sirens of the LAMBs: River Tam vs. The Bride.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 18, 2008 at 16:43 CET · Uncategorized · 4 Comments
    Sirens of the LAMBs: River Tam vs. The Bride.

    (Welcome to the first official/real face-off of the Sirens of the LAMBs! Remember at the end to vote for the person you believe makes the better argument for winning the fight. This type of poll will be used until I can figure out how to get Blogger’s poll into an actual post. Now let’s have fun!)

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    By Mrs. Thuro from Mrs. Thuro’s Movie Rants & Raves.

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  • Sirens of the LAMBs: Kyra vs. Nikita.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 17, 2008 at 19:07 CET · Uncategorized · 5 Comments
    Sirens of the LAMBs: Kyra vs. Nikita.

    Welcome to the first posting of Sirens. This post will be unlike the others, as the original writer for Nikita had to drop out, and Kyra has been decided to go on through to the second round by default (so no voting will occur). However, not to let people down, this post will at least show how Kyra’s half of the fight would have gone… and I figured it was as good of way as any to at least try and get this ball rolling.

    By Nick...

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  • Update: Sirens of the LAMBs.

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 15, 2008 at 18:58 CET · Uncategorized · 1 Comment
    Update: Sirens of the LAMBs.

    I’m sure everybody has noticed that it’s been about a week since it was stated that the Sirens of the LAMBs event would start. However, due to excessive work schedules (one of which resulted in a forced drop-out), sickness, and overall bad luck, the beginning of the new event has been pushed back slightly.

    I have gotten one article for each pairing, with one exception, so whoever sends in their article next will be the...

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  • Welcome To The Sirens Of The Lambs!

    by Nick Jobe · Mar 10, 2008 at 17:25 CET · Uncategorized · 6 Comments
    Welcome To The Sirens Of The Lambs!

    Finally, the new LAMB event can begin. While awaiting fellow LAMBs to send in their articles/narratives, let me take this time to share with everybody what is going on.

    This will work like a 1-on-1 fight between two movie characters of a specific theme. This theme? Badass Femme Fatales. The ladies who can seduce you into a quiet place only to kill and/or torture you on the spot. I also like to call these ladies the...

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