Archive for the ‘Features’ Category

  • The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Supporting Actor

    by Dylan · Jan 23, 2009 at 16:55 CET · LIONs for LAMB · No Comments
    The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Supporting Actor

    The votes have been cast, the independent accounting firm of Fletch & Fletch has been consulted, and the time has come for the LIONs to be handed out.

    Our fourth award for presentation is for Best Supporting Actor. There were a total of 54 votes, and as you might expect, it was a blowout. The runner-up, with four votes…Robert Downey, Jr. for Tropic Thunder.


    And the no-doubt-about-it winner,...

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  • The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Supporting Actress

    by Dylan · Jan 22, 2009 at 16:17 CET · LIONs for LAMB · 2 Comments
    The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Supporting Actress

    The votes have been cast, the independent accounting firm of Fletch & Fletch has been consulted, and the time has come for the LIONs to be handed out.

    Just yesterday, I told you that today’s award would be for Best Supporting Actor. For reasons I’m not at liberty to disclose at this time, I’m going to have to call an audible.

    Our third award for presentation is for Best Supporting Actress. There...

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  • The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Cast

    by Dylan · Jan 21, 2009 at 21:15 CET · LIONs for LAMB · No Comments
    The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Cast

    The votes have been cast, the independent accounting firm of Fletch & Fletch has been consulted, and the time has come for the LIONs to be handed out.

    Our second award for presentation is for Best Cast. There were a total of 52 votes. The runner-up, with 7 votes…Milk!


    And taking the trophy, with 11 votes…The Dark Knight.*


    * In case you’re starting to worry, the...

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  • The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Poster

    by Dylan · Jan 20, 2009 at 21:13 CET · LIONs for LAMB · No Comments
    The 2nd Annual LION Awards…Best Poster
    I have no idea what this image is supposed to
    mean, but it has a lamb and a lion.
    Bless you, Google Image Search.


    The votes have been cast, the independent accounting firm of Fletch & Fletch has been consulted, and the time has come for the LIONs to be handed out.

    Our first award for presentation is for Best Poster. There were a total of 48 voters. The runner-up, with 5 votes…Burn After...

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  • LAMBScores: The Day the Earth Stood Still

    by Dylan · Jan 19, 2009 at 22:35 CET · LAMBscores · No Comments
    LAMBScores: The Day the Earth Stood Still


    From the Front Row
    Cut. Print. Review.
    The Critical Critics

    Sarahnomics
    Bitchin’ Film Reviews
    She Likes To Watch
    Blog Cabins

    The Kinetoscope Parlor

    Average LAMBScore out of five, rounded to nearest half-LAMB: (8 sites)

    Median LAMBScore:

    Submissions for this film are now closed. To submit your rating/review for other new releases, visit the LAMB Forums...

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  • Stump the LAMBs Movie Trivia Quiz Answer: Delirious

    by Shep. Burman · Jan 18, 2009 at 17:46 CET · Movie Trivia Quiz · No Comments
    Stump the LAMBs Movie Trivia Quiz Answer: Delirious

    Four little LAMBs answered the last trivia question correctly. Only one person (Nell Minnow) knew the answer to the question before that, so it’s good to see different people participating.

    Here’s the last question again:

    Name the movie that has the same title — but not the same plot — as a film about a soap opera writer.

    The answer:

    Delirious

    John Candy starred in 1991’s...

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  • LAMBScores: Milk

    by Dylan · Jan 16, 2009 at 15:29 CET · LAMBscores · 2 Comments
    LAMBScores: Milk


    Bitchin’ Film Reviews
    Sarahnomics
    The Dark of the Matinee
    The Flick Chick
    The Critical Critics

    From the Front Row
    She Likes To Watch

    Pluck You, Too!
    Film Forager
    The Movie Mom
    Blog Cabins

    Only the Cinema

    Tractor Facts

    Average LAMBScore out of five, rounded to nearest half-LAMB: (13 sites)

    Median LAMBScore:

    Submissions...

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  • LAMBScores: Slumdog Millionaire

    by Dylan · Jan 12, 2009 at 16:16 CET · LAMBscores · 4 Comments
    LAMBScores: Slumdog Millionaire


    The Dark of the Matinee
    Sarahnomics
    Doodad Kind of Town
    The Stop Button
    Punch Drunk Critics
    Cut. Print. Review.
    The Flick Chick
    Pluck You, Too!
    The Critical Critics

    I’m Feeling So Blahg
    From the Front Row
    Bitchin’ Film Reviews
    Film Forager
    Blog Cabins

    Average LAMBScore out of five, rounded to nearest half-LAMB: (14 sites)

    – Best...

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  • LAMBScores: Four Christmases

    by Dylan · Jan 9, 2009 at 18:33 CET · LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    LAMBScores: Four Christmases


    Insight Into Entertainment

    Lair of the Green Knight

    From the Front Row

    The Critical Critics

    Blog Cabins

    Tractor Facts

    Average LAMBScore out of five, rounded to nearest half-LAMB: (6 sites)

    Median LAMBScore:

    Submissions for this film are now closed. To submit your rating/review for other new releases, visit the LAMB Forums (must be an existing LAMB to...

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  • Poll results; new poll

    by Dylan · Jan 8, 2009 at 19:29 CET · LAMB Devours the Oscars, New Poll · 3 Comments
    Poll results; new poll

    Apparently, the distribution company behind Synecdoche, New York has failed miserable. Nearly half the LAMBs that voted in our last poll were even given the chance to see the film. Either LAMBs instinctively live in super-rural areas (fitting, I ‘spose) or the film never made it into more than 50 theaters at a time. Whatever the case, most who had heard of it, and seen it, loved it. It ought to be an interesting case for the...

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  • LAMBScores: Australia

    by Dylan · Jan 7, 2009 at 19:36 CET · LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    LAMBScores: Australia


    Valley Dreamin’

    Insight Into Entertainment

    The Dark of the Matinee

    From the Front Row
    Cut. Print. Review.
    Film Forager

    Bitchin’ Film Reviews

    353 Haiku Movie Review
    Blog Cabins
    Sarahnomics
    Tractor Facts

    The Stop Button
    Phil on Film

    Average LAMBScore out of five, rounded to nearest half-LAMB: (13 sites)

    Median...

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  • LAMB MOTM Reminder: December…and January

    by Dylan · Jan 4, 2009 at 18:07 CET · MOTM · 2 Comments
    LAMB MOTM Reminder: December…and January


    I have good news and bad news and good news and – well, frankly, I’ve lost count. I’ll just put it in the order I learned it: There were zero entries for December’s MOTM, White Man’s Burden, suggested by DJ at Matte Havoc. That’s some bad news. However, since the holidays no doubt had something to do with this, I’ve decided that we ought to extend this through January. So get it,...

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