The Vern - Host of The Film Pasture
The Vern was born to a family of traveling circus freaks whose sole talent lied in the ability to bite the heads out of animal crackers. Realizing very quickly that audiences were not going to pay to see something so trite and dull. They decided to keep him locked up in a room while they performed. The room they kept him in was stocked with Whiskey, Fritos, and peanut butter. They also had a wide library of VHS titles to which The Vern spent many hours lost in. He would spend many hours watching these movies and get familiar with the genres and understand the tropes. He even was able to suggest some ideas to his friend Dan, The Human Fly after watching a movie by David Cronenberg. Also, he go his friend The bearded lady a walk on part in the Mel Brooks comedy, ”Spaceballs”. Soon it was time to depart, but poor Vern felt sad because he had nowhere to go. Luckily he found The Lamb, and now hosts the Lambcast’s sister podcast, The Film Pasture.
Top 3-Films: Heathers, Requiem for a Dream and Pulp Fiction
A movie everyone loves but the Vern hate: Safety not Guaranteed
The Vern has been a LAMB member since January 27th 2012